This '62 Jazzmaster has stories to tell, and most of them probably involve a high-speed chase. Sit down and pay attention. Wrapped in an Aged Fiesta Red Heavy Relic finish, it sports a contrasting Painted Olympic White headcap, giving it the vibe of a sophisticated gentleman who wears a tuxedo jacket with ripped jeans. At a breezy 7.7 lbs, it’s light enough to sling around all night without needing a chiropractor on speed dial. Imagine that very same sophisticated man, but now he weighs only 7.7lbs! Astonishing.

The neck is where the vintage illusion meets modern luxury. Carved into a '65 Strat "C" profile, it feels less like a piece of wood and more like a firm, reassuring handshake from rock 'n' roll history. Be sure to reciprocate the high quality of this handshake. The AAA Rosewood fingerboard boasts a 7.25" to 9.50" compound radius, which is guitar-speak for "chords feel effortless at the bottom, and your solos won't choke out at the top when you inevitably try to play too fast." Complete with vintage clay dots and a bone nut, it’s got all the old-school street cred you need to fool the purists. 

When you plug this beast in, the dual handwound flat magnet pickups are ready to wake the neighbors, and possibly their neighbors. This could be seen as troubling but remember, you could be saving them from their crippling nightmares. You're like a hero. Thanks to the infamous Jazzmaster dual-circuit rhythm/lead layout, you can instantly switch from a bright, garage-rock buzzsaw to a smoky, "I only drink black coffee" jazz vibe. Best of all, it features an upgraded RSD bridge, meaning you can abuse the '62 tremolo arm to your heart's content without your tuning completely falling apart. It ships in a deluxe hardshell case with a Certificate of Authenticity, which is great for proving to your spouse that this masterpiece was a highly necessary, "limited-run" life investment. Let them know you treasure them.

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